Life Is too Short to not be Pissed all the Time

In response to Doug’s Dragonaut I raise him a Gummo.

Tue, 23 Aug 2011 10:22:46 -0400

In response to Doug’s Dragonaut I raise him a Gummo.

Am I doing it right?

Mon, 14 Mar 2011 02:53:20 -0400

Am I doing it right?

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Sat, 12 Mar 2011 23:47:12 -0500

March 10th Part I

Fri, 11 Mar 2011 01:05:12 -0500

Some of you have undoubtedly heard of the events that I am about to relate to you. Some of you may find what I say unbelievable, and some may even say that I have past the bounds of good storytelling and have started to compose outright lies.

The naysayers among you will point to the tale of one named Spiffy McFrugalberry and see more truth in it than in what I say. I pity you, for your eyes are so blind to the truth that you are as an infant among scholars in the realm of learned knowledge and experience. Now I will digress and attack Spiffy’s character.

He is a liar. And no good poop-pants motherfucking liar who can’t tell a story for shit and just tries to purposely be as humanly boring as possible. And that’s just his writing. As a person he is truly evil. I have personally seen him punch pregnant women in the stomach while smoking cigarettes (who can say which action is truly more evil, not I) all the while singing songs about how cool it is to hate “inferior” races. And if I hear the phrase “blast beats” one more time I’m going to kill him.

Now since that has been cleared up, I now present to you with the truth. Everything here is accurate and non-fictional and has been retold without a sense of ego on the writer’s part. All in the name of truth.

It was a rainy day in march, the nuclear wars had ceased for a time, and I was bored of my harems and constant goings to battle. So I decided to go visit my friend (in the loosest sense of the word) Spiffy. Upon my white steed I strode into the bastions of Wilmington, and after negotiating my way through its slums and tenements I eventually came upon the humble shack of a warrior far past his prime. His name was Josh.

Josh had once been a noble knight in the service of the 302, but now he’s just a dick, who is bald. No more will be said of him.

Upon entering the Nameless-One’s abode I encountered his gnome of a son. Spiffy has already been described in enough detail as is necessary for this tale, so all I will say is that I grabbed him by the neck, put a leash around him, and tied him to my steed; whose name was Ass-Fucker the Triumphant. A horse’s name is always important to a story.

I inquired as to what there was to do on a rainy day such as it was. Spiffy being the bore that he usually is told me about a musical order that was occurring in the far off land of Philadelphia. He also said something about it being “punk” but I assume that was him trying to form large thoughts that he is simply unable to handle.

Naturally I consented, as I was bored with getting laid twice every hour, and eating three full meals a day, all in between romps to and from the battlefield. We set out on our quest.

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Sat, 05 Mar 2011 00:30:05 -0500

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Fri, 04 Mar 2011 01:26:59 -0500

Fucking same. lastcrayoninthebox: Day 16- A song that has made...

Wed, 02 Mar 2011 19:18:36 -0500

Fucking same.

lastcrayoninthebox:

Day 16- A song that has made you cry.

There’s not many songs that can make me do this consistently, but a lot that can, depending on the situation.

One consistent song is the bonus track on Aesop Rock’s Daylight ep

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Mon, 28 Feb 2011 23:45:44 -0500

awyeahcomics: Batgirl by Bryan Lee O’Malley

Mon, 28 Feb 2011 18:01:26 -0500

awyeahcomics:

Batgirl by Bryan Lee O’Malley

Maybe I’d impress her By being in a band and Maybe if I act...

Sun, 27 Feb 2011 19:31:36 -0500

Maybe I’d impress her
By being in a band and
Maybe if I act real tough
She’d let me hold her hand and
Maybe I’ll win her heart
By writing this song about her

Sometimes I sit at home and
Wonder if she’s sitting at home
Thinking of me and wondering if I’m
Sitting at home, thinking about her
Or am I just wasting my time

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Sun, 27 Feb 2011 00:25:27 -0500

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Sat, 26 Feb 2011 18:11:25 -0500

I like MC Chris…deal with it.

Sat, 26 Feb 2011 18:03:00 -0500

I like MC Chris…deal with it.

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Sat, 26 Feb 2011 16:29:21 -0500

The Helen Keller Simulator

Thu, 24 Feb 2011 04:08:32 -0500

The Helen Keller Simulator

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Thu, 24 Feb 2011 01:29:40 -0500

Still for whatever reason my favorite Chopin piece.

Wed, 23 Feb 2011 23:12:42 -0500

Still for whatever reason my favorite Chopin piece.

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Wed, 23 Feb 2011 22:09:38 -0500

Will Bockrath.

Wed, 23 Feb 2011 14:40:46 -0500

WHAT KIND OF ILLEGALITIES WOULD WE ENGAGE IN KEWON?